天涯部落

小圈子,大声音!呼朋引伴网聚部落!

创建新部落?

湖州吸脂医院

楼主:医护诊疗 时间:2018年12月13日 17:51:46 点击:0 回复:0
脱水模式给他打赏只看楼主阅读设置
NO Sweat!不费吹灰之力!There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller.一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上坐着四名乘客:一名商人,一名发明家,一位神父和一个靠预算过日子、看起来懒懒散散的旅行者Suddenly the pilot entered the cabin and told them the horrible news: ;Gentlemen, the plane is going down. Im going to try to crash-land it, but you must all jump. ;突然,驾驶员走进舱告诉他们可怕的消息:“各位先生,这架飞机正失控下降中,我要设法迫降,但你们必须先跳下飞机”Naturally, the men were horrified and even more so when they discovered that there were only three parachutes.当然,那几个人都吓得目瞪口呆,尤其是当他们发现只有三个降落伞可以使用时,更是心惊胆战The businessman said, ;Sirs, I employ thousands of people. Their lives and those of their families depend on me. I think youll agree that I must survive. ; He promptly put on a parachute and leaped.那名商人说道:“各位先生,我雇用好几千名员工,他们都要靠我养家活口,我想你们都同意我必须活着回去”说着他便穿上一具降落伞跳出飞机去The inventor rose, aly adjusting the straps. ;Im the smartest man in the world. My inventions have transmed the lives of millions. There’s no telling how much good I may yet do. Goodbye. ; And he, too, jumped from the plane.接着发明家站了起来,调整了肩带说道:“我是世界上最聪明的人,我的发明改变了成千上万人的生活我还会对大众造多少福难以估计再见了,各位!”他也跟着跳出机舱The priest was se.rene, and interrupted his prayers to speak to the traveller. ;I am a rnan of God, my son; I have no fear of death. Take the last parachute and save your life. ;神父心平气和,中断祷告,对旅行者说道:“小伙子,我是信奉上帝的人,我对死并不畏惧,剩下的降落伞你就拿去用,逃命去吧!”;Hey, it,s cool, Father. There’ re still two parachutes left. The smartest man in tne world just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack. ;“嘿,神父,真是太棒了!我们还有两个降落伞那个自称世界上最聪明的人背了我的背包跳出去了” 3993Husbands Said丈夫们说My wife and I were both happy twenty something years... then we met.我和我妻子都快活地生活了二十几年……直到我们相遇了A good wife always gives her husband when she wrong.好妻子总是会原谅丈夫的——在她们错了的时候I havent spoken to my wife months. I dont like to interrupt her.我已经几个月没和妻子说话了,我不想打断她I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.我娶了正确的人,我只是不知道她叫“总是正确”It not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.说已婚男人比单身汉长寿是不对的,他们只是好像活得长些而已Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.已婚男人比单身汉长寿,可他们生不如Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was nearly impossible.失去妻子会很难过(丢掉妻子很难),就我来说,这几乎是不可能的Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.男女平等是不可能的,除非她们能不穿衣走在街上,而且还能觉得自己很漂亮Bee marriage, a man yearns the woman he loves. After marriage, the ;y; becomes silent.结婚前,男人思慕他深爱的女人结婚后,他赚钱供养她A husband said to his wife, ;No, I dont hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than mine.;一个丈夫对妻子说:“不,我并不讨厌你的亲戚们,事实上,比起我的丈母娘,我更喜欢你的婆婆”Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he finished.没结婚的男人是不完整的,结婚后他就完了I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.结婚前我不知道什么是真正的幸福,等我知道了,一切都太晚了When a man opens the door of his car his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.一个男人为妻子开车门时,你至少可以肯定一件事:车是新车或者妻子是新婚妻子Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.婚姻就是你的妻子逐步发现自己想要什么样的男人的过程Any married man should get his mistakes--there no use in two people remembering the same thing.已婚男人都该忘掉自己的过错——没必要两个人都记着同样的事The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.想要维持幸福婚姻的男人都该记得把嘴闭上和把钱包打开When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.如果有人偷走了你的妻子,最好的报复方式就是让他把她留下To keep your marriage brimming with love in the marriage cup--让你的婚姻充满爱,就要——Whenever youre wrong, admit it.你犯错了,马上承认;Whenever youre right, shup up.你没错时,闭上嘴巴My opinions are my wife, and she says Im lucky to have them.我的想法是我妻子的,她说我很荣幸拥有它们When a man holds a woman hand bee marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.男人在结婚前握住女人的手是爱情,在结婚后就是自卫了A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the husband gives and the wife takes.幸福的婚姻意味着给予和索取,男人给予而女人索取Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited ever.结婚不止是拥有了一个妻子,还包括随之而来的无穷无尽的烦恼It true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!每个男人生来都是自由而平等的,这话没错,只是他们中的一引起人结婚了A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.绅士从来不会当着女士的面骂自己的妻子 6679Say Something (feat. Christina Aguilera) - A Great Big WorldSay something, Im giving up on you.Ill be the one, if you want me to.Anywhere, I wouldve followed you.Say something, Im giving up on you.And I am feeling so small.It was over my headI know nothing at all.And I will stumble and fall.Im still learning to loveJust starting to crawl.Say something, Im giving up on you.Im sorry that I couldnt get to you.Anywhere, I wouldve followed you.Say something, Im giving up on you.And I will swallow my pride.Youre the one that I loveAnd Im saying goodbye.Say something, Im giving up on you.And Im sorry that I couldnt get to you.And anywhere, I would have followed you.Oh-oh-oh-oh say something, Im giving up on you.Say something, Im giving up on you.Say something... 3697英语学习笔记:break one word 食言break into laugh 突然笑起来break into tears 突然哭起来She just broken up with her boy-friend.她刚与男朋友分手When do you break up Christmas?你们什么时候放圣诞节假?We must break away from these old customs.你们必须破除这些旧风俗Youd better break away from the habit of smoking.你最好改掉吸烟的习惯He broke in with some ideas of his own.他介入对话,发表了自己的一些看法更多实用有趣节目 搜索微微信:早安英文 5

  • 湖州南浔区脂肪移植隆胸费用
  • 长兴县泗安皮肤病防治站激光去黄褐斑多少钱国际媒体
  • 湖州98医院整形美容中心挂号网
  • 德清县妙桃隆胸假体多少钱
  • 安吉县妇幼保健院打美白针多少钱飞热点
  • 湖州如何治黑眼圈健步生活湖州假体隆胸哪家好
  • 久久分享湖州去除川字纹手术多少钱
  • 58新闻湖州祛斑哪里最好康资讯
  • 湖州洗纹身会留疤吗
  • 解放军第九八医院激光去痣多少钱华龙解答
  • 湖州医院做隆胸手术多少钱网上晚报湖州长兴县去除腋毛多少钱
  • 湖州医院玻尿酸多少钱
  • 69健康湖州专业祛疤医院
  • 湖州眼皮松弛怎么办
  • 周助手湖州市脂肪丰胸价格搜医门户
  • 百科对话湖州市中医院减肥瘦身多少钱
  • 解放军第九八医院治疗青春痘多少钱飞优惠湖州德清县做眼角除皱手术多少钱
  • 安心新闻湖州曙光医院去胎记价格龙马新闻
  • 湖州吴兴区鼻头鼻翼缩小多少钱百科生活
  • 湖州激光脱腋毛多少钱
  • 长兴县泗安皮肤病防治站绣眉手术多少钱
  • 周资讯安吉县人民医院减肥瘦身多少钱
  • 周问答德清县小腿减肥多少钱
  • 湖州第三医院隆胸多少钱快乐解答
  • 湖州曙光整形美容医院鼻头鼻翼缩小怎么样
  • 湖州曙光整形美容医院提眉怎么样
  • 湖州市康复医院打玻尿酸多少钱
  • 长兴县泗安皮肤病防治站切眼袋手术多少钱医典范
  • 服务爱问湖州激光去痘印要多少钱
  • 湖州去除腋毛费用
  • 相关阅读
  • 瞒天过海!集体耕地上建厂房!村民:相关部门集体哑火(三)
  • 暮影战神武灵攻略大全
  • 唐嫣赵丽颖吴昕林允儿李易峰和谁最有感(图)
  • 酒类电商双罢斗
  • 南京查处违规补缴社保证明份购房证明被注销
  • 内蒙古自治区政协原副主席赵黎平一审被判处死刑
  • 近日李念与刚斩获年北京青年电影节影帝的巩峥出现在街边
  • 徐娇穿白袜撑伞古典韵味十足邻家有女初长成
  • 单机斗地主下载:首存优惠
  • 小学生作业本开口说话曝光盗伐林木团伙
  • 相关推荐

    发表回复

    请遵守天涯社区公约言论规则,不得违反国家法律法规